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Tax time.

glen mccready — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:59:11 GMT

Forwarded-by: ryan powers At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking

Dwarf glued penis to Hoover

glen mccready — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:42:49 GMT

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34 A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued

Problems, and solutions.

glen mccready — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:32:50 GMT

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did

Film-style casino heist needs rewrite

glen mccready — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:07:37 GMT

Forwarded-by: William Knowles http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/index.php?sty=76649 By Gary Grado Tribune October 16, 2006 Not only is a group of

Is your car properly equipped?

glen mccready — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:12:29 GMT

(Found on a car mailing list...) Are you missing a 710? Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a

I know your type.

glen mccready — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:22:22 GMT

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar.

glen mccready — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:15:06 GMT

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth

More Catholic Churches than Casinos!

glen mccready — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:05:54 GMT

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers

Max Headroom creator made Roswell alien

glen mccready — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:51:14 GMT

Forwarded-by: William Knowles http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2136617,00.html Marc Horne The Sunday Times April 16, 2006 THE creator

Yahoo! Web Beacons: Watching your browsing for our gain

glen mccready — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 22:13:54 GMT

[...through too many forwards to know the origin...] If you belong to ANY Yahoo Groups - be aware that Yahoo is now using "Web Beacons" to track every Yahoo

Mouse sets house on fire

glen mccready — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 19:13:34 GMT

Forwarded-by: Romain Kang http://nctimes.com/articles/2006/01/09/backpage/1806191644.txt Trapped mouse thrown into fire gets

Just like Frank

glen mccready — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:09:51 GMT

Forwarded-by: Rex Burkheimer A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie

Dell Announce Recall of Notebook Computer Batteries

glen mccready — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:49:31 GMT

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE December 16, 2005 Release #06-056 Firm's Recall Hotline: (866) 342-0011 CPSC Recall Hotline: (800) 638-2772 CPSC Media Contact: (301)

Bombing vs. Burning

glen mccready — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 22:21:03 GMT

From: Gary Stock Andre, has this been an important story in your region? Peculiar to note that this appeared nearly a week ago in several

Driving in Texas.

glen mccready — Sun, 14 Aug 2005 19:01:54 GMT

Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver