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Microsoft can't sell `Word' in US

glen mccready — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:00:32 GMT

http://blog.seattlepi.com/microsoft/archives/176223.asp A Texas judge ruled Tuesday that Microsoft cannot sell one of its flagship products, Word, in the

Moo.

glen mccready — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:06:32 GMT

Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a

Are my testicles black?

glen mccready — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:00:19 GMT

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge

Ted Nugent on Deer Hunting

glen mccready — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:14:03 GMT

Forwarded-by: Rob Windsor Forwarded-by: Shirley Baer Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was

Onestone

glen mccready — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:13:18 GMT

Forwarded-by: Mark There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked

That's when the fight started.

glen mccready — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:48:50 GMT

Fowarded-by: Keith Bostic When I got home late last night, the wife told me take her someplace expensive for dinner. So, I took

Tax time.

glen mccready — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:59:11 GMT

Forwarded-by: ryan powers At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking

Dwarf glued penis to Hoover

glen mccready — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:42:49 GMT

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34 A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued

Problems, and solutions.

glen mccready — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:32:50 GMT

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did

Film-style casino heist needs rewrite

glen mccready — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:07:37 GMT

Forwarded-by: William Knowles http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/index.php?sty=76649 By Gary Grado Tribune October 16, 2006 Not only is a group of

Is your car properly equipped?

glen mccready — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:12:29 GMT

(Found on a car mailing list...) Are you missing a 710? Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a

I know your type.

glen mccready — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:22:22 GMT

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar.

glen mccready — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:15:06 GMT

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth

More Catholic Churches than Casinos!

glen mccready — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:05:54 GMT

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers

Max Headroom creator made Roswell alien

glen mccready — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 00:51:14 GMT

Forwarded-by: William Knowles http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2136617,00.html Marc Horne The Sunday Times April 16, 2006 THE creator