http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/ 'Thought & Humor' Sat, 07 Jul 2001 23:04:06 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/73 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/73 A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coast guard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? Sat, 07 Jul 2001 22:37:02 GMT e_mail_newspaper@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/72 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/72 'Thought & Humor' is on the way... Should you not have time for thinking or humor and wish to *UNSUBSCRIBE* from this humourous & informative mailing, send a Mon, 02 Jul 2001 23:44:32 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/71 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/71 Happy Birthday USA!!! =============== After much urging by his wife, a UNC grad applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him Wed, 27 Jun 2001 01:35:19 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/70 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/70 The UNC math professor said, "Now class, we know their are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who can Wed, 27 Jun 2001 01:30:53 GMT e_mail_newspaper@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/69 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/69 'Thought & Humor' is on the way... This notice is being sent for the benefit of our many AOL readers so that they know to open their mail. Your ISP has chosen Wed, 20 Jun 2001 00:37:31 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/68 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/68 How to describe someone who's...uh...you know...UNC student... ~ Lights are on, nobody's home. ~ A few clowns short of a circus. ~ A few fries short of a Happy Wed, 20 Jun 2001 00:24:35 GMT e_mail_newspaper@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/67 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/67 'Thought & Humor' is on the way... This notice is being sent for the benefit of our many AOL readers so that they know to open their mail. Your ISP has chosen Fri, 15 Jun 2001 14:52:37 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/66 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/66 A civil servant is badly hurt falling down the stairs of the Post Office in Atlanta. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days. Fri, 15 Jun 2001 14:29:29 GMT e_mail_newspaper@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/65 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/65 'Thought & Humor' is on the way... This notice is being sent for the benefit of our many AOL readers so that they know to open their mail. Your ISP has chosen Wed, 13 Jun 2001 22:24:02 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/64 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/64 Ya Might Be a UNC student Addicted to the World of Computers if....... ** Ya see the "shift" key and try ta figure out how ta change gears. ** Ya think Fri, 08 Jun 2001 15:37:13 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/63 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/63 A UNC grad goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I'll have Wed, 06 Jun 2001 03:36:24 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/62 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/62 The Game Warden stopped a UNC grad deer hunter and asked to see his hunting license. "This is last year's license," the warden informed him. "I know," said the Fri, 01 Jun 2001 01:54:15 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/61 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/61 A UNC grad and his mule were walking down the road when one of his friends drove up and offered him a ride to town. The UNC grad got into the truck while his Thu, 31 May 2001 00:20:17 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/60 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/60 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store in Chapel Hill, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boywho Fri, 25 May 2001 21:25:33 GMT .E-Mail Newspaper. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/59 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/1howdy2u/message/59 Happy Memorial Day (Thanks to Rachel K) Summer Address Change Don't be without 'Thought & Humor' this summer should your address (college students, rich