http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/ 100% CLEAN HUMOR - THE IN JOKES ! Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:22:04 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3005 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3005 Thanks, Joe K. and Lynn! The Senior Citizen's Alphabet: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:16:15 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3004 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3004 Thanks, Lynn! It's time to take your Dementia test. Exercising the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:54:22 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3003 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3003 The ancient Japanese leader who lost both legs in an accident became a sawed-off Shogun. (Mike Bull's Pun of the Day) ... The big problem I have with Monday Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:29 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3002 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3002 A Thanksgiving Accident The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air; It knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:27:41 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3001 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3001 Thanks, Lynn! My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm 'here' I'm Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:51:30 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3000 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/3000 The economy is so bad ... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. ... The economy is so bad ... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:15:19 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2999 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2999 Many thanks to list member y3k for uncovering the truth ... Conrad Naval Friday 13th myth unfounded Historians have dispelled a rumour that the Royal Navy once Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:49:44 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2998 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2998 I can't do a regular posting today, but in honor of the date I present this. It isn't a joke, and in fact it may actually be true. It's from Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:41:34 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2997 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2997 Thanks, Barbara! I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game. They eat so much Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:53:48 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2996 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2996 A honeymoon couple is staying in the Watergate Hotel in downtown Washington. The bride is a little concerned. "What if this place is still bugged?" "Oh, honey, Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:49:40 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2995 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2995 Due to business commitments, I'll be posting to the list irregularly for the rest of this week. Conrad ________________________________________________________ Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:35:14 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2994 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2994 (this is from Dan Heinrichs via Stan Kegel's Puns of the day) Flu Square Dance Choose your partners, one and all, Aspirin, Advil, or Tylenol! Now fling those Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:34:58 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2993 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2993 (I had this all set to go yesterday -- aka "on time" -- and never got to hitting SEND. My apologies ... Conrad) Q: What's the best kind of paper for making Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:56:20 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2992 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2992 Q: How much do pirates pay for corn? A: A buck-an-ear. ... WARNING: Cloning inhabitants of Middle Earth may be Hobbit forming (Stan Kegel) ... Q: What do you Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:19:53 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2991 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2991 Thanks, Christine! Teacher to student: "If I gave you two rabbits, and another two rabbits and another two, how many would you have?" "Seven" "Now, listen