http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/ 100% CLEAN HUMOR - THE IN JOKES ! Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:34:58 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2993 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2993 (I had this all set to go yesterday -- aka "on time" -- and never got to hitting SEND. My apologies ... Conrad) Q: What's the best kind of paper for making Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:56:20 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2992 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2992 Q: How much do pirates pay for corn? A: A buck-an-ear. ... WARNING: Cloning inhabitants of Middle Earth may be Hobbit forming (Stan Kegel) ... Q: What do you Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:19:53 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2991 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2991 Thanks, Christine! Teacher to student: "If I gave you two rabbits, and another two rabbits and another two, how many would you have?" "Seven" "Now, listen Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:24:52 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2990 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2990 Bumper sticker: Honk if you love Jesus Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him (Thanks, Lynn) ... Q: What do the police do with criminal chickens? A: Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:11:18 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2989 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2989 Thanks, Barbara! (I know, this is a little late for the season. My fault, not Barbara's) Top Ten Ways You Know You're Too Old to Trick or Treat: 10. You get Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:26:39 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2988 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2988 Thanks, Barbara! Q: Why do witches have to watch their temper? A: They can get injured if they fly off the handle. ... Q: Why did the vampire go to the Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:30:51 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2987 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2987 Guy viewing new license to DMV clerk: "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture." "It's okay, sir. That's how you're Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:26:04 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2986 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2986 I took my daughter shopping for a witch outfit to wear at her school Halloween parade. We hunted in several shops for an important accessory: an old-fashioned Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:20:49 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2985 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2985 Thanks, Barbara! A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy saw him and called out, "What have you got in your truck?" Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:22:30 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2984 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2984 Thanks,Barbara! Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:34:03 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2983 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2983 Just before we teed off on the 12th hole, we stopped to buy cold drinks from the young woman driving the beverage cart. As my buddy reached for his wallet, he Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:16:50 GMT cmacina@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2982 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2982 Thank you, Miss Sassafras! How Bad is the economy? The economy is so bad that ... ... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:47:16 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2981 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2981 My skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After I'd spending several evenings trying to fix a leak in the bathroom, I finally admitted Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:12:54 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2980 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2980 The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called "How to Hug". She got back to her dorm and found out it was volume seven of the Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:04:04 GMT Conrad L. Macina http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2979 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Daily-Humor/message/2979 The Texan's wife delivered their baby at 5 AM. They named him Earl Lee. ... The kosher deli makes eggs by boilin', scramblin' & fryin' but not by bacon. (Doug