http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/ A collection of jokes, gags, puns, and other allegedly witty stuff, with the occasional tale of PirateJohn's travel stories, mo Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:00:07 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2676 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2676 Ponderisms · I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. · There are two kinds of pedestrians: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:25:35 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2675 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2675 We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:40:06 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2674 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2674 There are four things that you cannot recover in life: (1) The Stone..........after it's thrown, (2) The Word.............after it's said, (3) The Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:49:38 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2673 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2673 Just thought that I would share my recently updated photo collection of Bad Motorhomes, quite a few of which I have had the "honor" of personally witnessing Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:23:56 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2672 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2672 Actually, I got this one from a lady who is a diehard conservative. So I presume that it's non-partisan. ~~~ Jeopardy's Tournament of Champions, Monday Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:59:29 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2671 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2671 Just a reminder, for those of you who enjoy my travel articles, I am now writing for the San Antonio edition of Examiner.com. My index to my travel stories Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:37:35 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2670 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2670 I am starting to get my travel articles organized at the San Antonio edition of Examiner.com. The first one up is a short piece on the ferry at Los Ebanos, Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:47:35 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2669 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2669 Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome. One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before." The other Nun Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:52:27 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2668 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2668 A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with absolutely perfect breasts. He approaches her and says, "Miss, would you let me bite ye breasts for $100? Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:04:47 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2667 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2667 YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FLORIDIAN IF... .. Socks are only for bowling. ..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. ..A Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:48:53 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2666 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2666 Is the wife cheating? ~~~ So lately my wife has been working a lot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:29:36 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2665 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2665 From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am To: Helen Bailey Subject: Pets in the building Dear Helen, Thank you for your letter concerning pets in Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:37:43 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2664 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2664 A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the > bar.. It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:06:00 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2663 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2663 Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says 'Crikey! There’s a bloke here who was 152!' Paddy says 'What’s his name?' Mick replies Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:16:30 GMT PirateJohn@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2662 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/message/2662 Ray & Bubba, Arkansas mechanical engineers, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're