http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/ A humor-based mailing list Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:55:13 GMT pfizlib http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2109 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2109 In case you didn't get the earlier message... After 6 1/2 years, Pfitz's Pfunnies is moving to Google Groups from Yahoo! Groups. The archives will still be Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:30:17 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2108 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2108 The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:26:09 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2107 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2107 Here are some quote from police officers: "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "If you run, you'll Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:20:30 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2106 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2106 In an ancient monastery, a new monk arrived to dedicate his life to God and to join the others copying ancient records. The first thing he noticed was that Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:49:50 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2105 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2105 A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:51:30 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2104 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2104 A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:50:05 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2103 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2103 A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:16:24 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2102 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2102 A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:14:49 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2101 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2101 A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b." "I don't know if this Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:23:16 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2100 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2100 Playing Blind Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too Fri, 02 Jun 2006 16:41:23 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2099 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2099 If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will Wed, 31 May 2006 13:04:04 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2098 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2098 An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him. He then asked Fri, 26 May 2006 19:49:05 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2097 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2097 THE FAMILY CRISIS Copyright 2002 W. Bruce Cameron http://www.wbrucecameron.com My wife is called out of town on a family emergency. I gather the children Tue, 23 May 2006 15:56:49 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2096 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2096 A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious Mon, 22 May 2006 12:28:08 GMT Scott Pfitzinger http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2095 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pfunnies/message/2095 Morris, as a young man in the Old West, wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. One night as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the