http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/ Subscribe to receive a daily Steven Wright Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:16:03 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3679 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3679 I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:14:08 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3678 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3678 I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail Sun, 03 Jan 2010 16:12:13 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3677 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3677 Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Need Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:13:21 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3676 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3676 It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Need Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:12:15 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3675 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3675 I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Need more Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:12:57 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3674 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3674 I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Need more Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:12:15 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3673 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3673 I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:12:03 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3672 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3672 When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice. Steven Wright To Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:17:02 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3671 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3671 I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:12:34 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3670 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3670 They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... Steven Wright To Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:12:16 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3669 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3669 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:11:56 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3668 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3668 I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to Quote-StevenWright-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Need more Steven Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:11:56 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3667 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3667 The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright To Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:11:55 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3666 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3666 I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:11:54 GMT Quotes-StevenWright http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3665 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Quote-StevenWright/message/3665 There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. Steven Wright To unsubscribe, send mail to