http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/ SEU-RandomHumor Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:44:58 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/748 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/748 One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:00:05 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/747 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/747 I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my little dog Lucy had fresh air. [[]] Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:20:00 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/746 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/746 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says,'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:35:48 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/745 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/745 A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!" "It's in the judge's hands now," said Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:23:38 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/744 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/744 A guy goes to a psychiatrist... "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:27:57 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/743 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/743 Body Facts Interesting facts about the human body. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. A full bladder is Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:23:57 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/742 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/742 WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN McCAIN: My Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:58:59 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/741 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/741 Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a Thu, 29 May 2008 18:35:21 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/740 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/740 A blonde woman happened to be sitting next to a lawyer on a long flight from L. A. To New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play Thu, 29 May 2008 18:12:45 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/739 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/739 WHAT DO YOU CALL... What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call four bull Fri, 16 May 2008 12:41:22 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/738 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/738 In the nursing home one evening, the old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5, I'll have sex with you right over Thu, 15 May 2008 00:32:06 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/737 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/737 Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:38:43 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/736 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/736 A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom... "You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year-old Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:28:14 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/735 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/735 Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:21:09 GMT Lonnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/734 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SEU-RandomHumor/message/734 While on a road trip, an elderly Couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their