http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/ The Sermon Fodder Christian Humor List Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:45:42 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2605 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2605 Fear of the Dark To help our four-year-old daughter overcome her fear of the dark,her father and I always reassured her at bedtime that God was watching over Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:53:08 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2604 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2604 Prospective Tenants A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. "Professionally Sat, 16 Jan 2010 17:41:21 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2603 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2603 Funny Translation I accompanied my friend Bill on a mission trip to Romania. Pastor Bill would often preach to some of the small home church groups we Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:08:08 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2602 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2602 Try a Wife Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:53:58 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2601 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2601 You Might Be A Preacher If... You've evern waded into a creek wearing a necktie. You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover that you Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:32:54 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2600 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2600 Merry Christmas Quotations Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale Christmas Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:40:11 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2599 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2599 The Christmas Garter Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles, my six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt. "What's this?" she asked. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:58:19 GMT Sermon_Fodder-owner@yahoogroups.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2598 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2598 No Thanksgiving Dinner Tis the night before Thanksgiving and all through our house No turkey is baking; I feel like a louse, For I am all nestled, so snug in Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:56:53 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2597 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2597 Tough Old Cowboy A tought old cowboy from South Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gun Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:49:11 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2596 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2596 Overheated Computers In the office where I work, there is a constant battle between our technical-support director and customer-service personnel over the room Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:38:12 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2595 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2595 A Real Person Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:09 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2594 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2594 Jesus' Granny A little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny. "How did you Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:06:08 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2593 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2593 Mixed Metaphors English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:55:48 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2592 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2592 Flight Ministry Opportunity Steve Brown of the Key Life Network recently told about traveling cross country by air when one of the passengers died. The plane Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:26:13 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2591 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2591 Highest Bidder Diet My friend and I joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. "What are the attributes