http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/ The Sermon Fodder Christian Humor List Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:34:48 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2583 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2583 Tip My sister-in-law works as a waitress at an Atlanta restaurant. One day, a large family came in to eat. In accordance with the restaurant's policy of Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:54:25 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2582 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2582 Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended, I Sun, 14 Jun 2009 04:14:07 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2581 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2581 Church Recycling? Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion: "Empty water bottles Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:51:38 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2580 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2580 First Time Prayer A man came to church for the very first time in his life. He heard a sermon that really tugged at his heart strings and felt the need to Thu, 21 May 2009 02:26:57 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2579 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2579 The Perfect Dress I was in a department store dressing room when I overheard a woman in the next booth make disparaging remarks about the clothes she was Thu, 14 May 2009 02:29:23 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2578 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2578 THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY Murphy's Law ADDENDUM Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll Thu, 07 May 2009 02:49:03 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2577 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2577 NOT ENOUGH CASHIERS Here are the reasons I'd Like to thank Wal-Mart, K-Mart, and my local grocer for having 25 checkout lanes and only three open at any given Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:08:53 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2576 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2576 Angel Miss Queue? My first grade daughter, Jenny, loves to sing. One day as I drove her to school, we were "accompanying" Michael W. Smith on his song, "Angels Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:44:08 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2575 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2575 An Obituary For Someone Else Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:39:31 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2574 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2574 Reasons churches don't ask clown ministries to return: 10.Pesky escaped balloons stuck to the Sanctuary ceiling for weeks after they've gone. 9.That cream pie Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:22:27 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2573 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2573 Birthday & Anniversary Reminder Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:01:32 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2572 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2572 TO The Survivors ALL THE KIDS WHO GREW UP IN the 50's, 60's and 70's! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and while they carried us. They took Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:09:45 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2571 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2571 30 Things Learned from Ice Storm 2009 On January 26 and 27, 2009, a winter storm dumped more than an inch of ice on parts of 6 states, bringing lims and whole Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:25:56 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2570 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2570 The Prayer Request Leroy went to a revival at a local church and listened intently to the preacher. After awhile, the preacher asked anyone with needs to be Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:54:27 GMT thesermonfodderguy http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2569 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sermon_Fodder/message/2569 Loafs & Fishes Parable When the preacher approached the young boy who was fishing in the park pond, he said, "Do you know the parables?" "Yes Sir!!" the Lad