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FW: love

Tom F — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:30:29 GMT

A scruffy young man was questioned by one of New York's finest for peddling dirty pictures. "But you're mistaken," said the kid. "These pictures aren't dirty."

FW: dad at the mall

Tom F — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:26:07 GMT

Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was

FW: vista error messages

Tom F — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:24:31 GMT

The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:

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FW: romeo & juliet for the new century

Tom F — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:21:54 GMT

ROMEO AND JULIET Net Txt Version ... Login: Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat? Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou? Romeo: Outside yr window. Juliet: Stalker! Romeo:

FW: oops

Tom F — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:09:17 GMT

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of

FW: if you love somebody

Tom F — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:14:37 GMT

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours.... THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you

Funny Jokes Driving Through Texas

Funny Jokes — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:12:00 GMT

Funny Jokes http://www.lifestorywriting.com/ Driving Through Texas Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The

Bar Jokes

Victor Baker — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:29 GMT

A man is meeting a friend at a bar? When entering the bar he noticed two women sitting at the bar and one looked his was and said "nine" to her friend.

FW: phone menu

Tom F — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 01:15:57 GMT

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are

FW: cancel your credit cards before you die

Tom F — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:56:57 GMT

Here's one that's been going around the 'net for some time but hey ... it still makes for thought provoking stuff. At least it looks to me like she,

FW: mysticism made simple

Tom F — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:04:55 GMT

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity

Two Men and a Fish

Funny Jokes — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:40:03 GMT

Two Men and Two Fish, actually. "Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the

Bad Add !

kalpesh palan — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:24:19 GMT

The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

Man banned from getting drunk for seven years

gvarun81 — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:24:15 GMT

A man has been banned from getting drunk anywhere in England and Wales for the next seven years after a string of drunk and disorderly offences. David Peers,

Something Soft and Sweet

David Kaplan — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:39:56 GMT

Something Soft and Sweet Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie!