http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ Funny Jokes - Humor List for Funny Jokes Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:30:39 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2334 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2334 A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:32:05 GMT Victor Baker http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2333 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2333 http://virl.com/cleanjokes A man going to a bar to meet his friend, while he was going in he noticed two women looking at him and one said "Nine." He walked Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:18:54 GMT Palani Raj http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2332 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2332 GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN (Funny One) Between the ages of 15-20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20-30 a woman is like Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:04:25 GMT David Kaplan http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2331 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2331 Football Pool Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:00:37 GMT Jokes For You http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2330 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2330 Top 10 George Carlin Quotes http://quotes.wordpress.com/ 1. "Something is wrong here: War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:57:39 GMT David Kaplan http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2329 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2329 Progression Worried patient: 'Doctor, I'm very worried. I'm still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.' Doctor: 'Oh, Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:55:14 GMT Jokes For You http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2328 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2328 Criminal Jokes Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:31:15 GMT David Kaplan http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2327 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2327 Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool - A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard. - The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo. - Dr. Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:24:09 GMT Jokes For You http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2326 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2326 A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:23:36 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2325 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2325 I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:52:46 GMT David Kaplan http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2324 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2324 The Generosity Of College Kids A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan, are riding to school on a Chicago subway train when a homeless man approaches and begs for Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:50:18 GMT David Kaplan http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2323 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2323 Top 3 Signs You're Probably Going To Lose on American Idol 1. Vegas bookies say the Blue Jays have better odds of winning the World Series. 2. North Korea says Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:25:19 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2322 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2322 I had 18 bottles of whisky in the cellar, and my wife told me to get Rid of them or else! She told me to open every bottle and empty the Contents down the sink Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:20:40 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2321 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2321 A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:48:28 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2320 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/message/2320 A man was riding his Harley along a Californiabeach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have