http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ Funny Quotes Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:30:22 GMT hbsstt3 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/52 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/52 Never start a game of peek aboo on a long journey, it has no end... finally i grabbed him by the bib and said"look, it's always gonna be me" Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:40:20 GMT famouswba http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/51 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/51 Funny Quotes - Ambassador "An ambassador is a person who, having failed to secure an office from the people, is given one by the Administration on condition Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:37:27 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/50 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/50 On a visit to New York, Harpo Marx was bombarded by requests from various charities to appear at their benefits. After one particularly persistent woman had Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:43:04 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/49 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/49 The Internal Revenue Code is about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news. - Don Rickles Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:10:50 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/48 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/48 You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money Sun, 04 Jan 2009 07:10:28 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/47 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/47 "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's Mon, 29 Dec 2008 07:22:24 GMT Tom F http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/46 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/46 I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers. -Kahlil Sun, 07 Dec 2008 01:14:06 GMT Acan Gladys http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/45 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/45 the most miserable days are those in which we did not laugh. Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:20:52 GMT famouswba http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/44 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/44 Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. - William Shakespeare Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:20:32 GMT famouswba http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/43 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/43 Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. - P. J. O Rourke Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:20:08 GMT famouswba http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/42 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/42 On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime. Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:20:06 GMT Johnnie http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/41 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/41 And I thought this Group was Dead ... Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:34:16 GMT Raja Gopal http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/40 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/40 -- Be happy by making others happy Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:29:43 GMT beezlebub007 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/39 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/39 laugh and the world laughs with u,cry and the world laughs louder Fri, 07 Sep 2007 20:47:08 GMT Kareem http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/38 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/message/38 A preacher trained his horse to go when he said, "Praise the Lord," and to stop when he said, "Amen." The preacher mounted the horse, said, "Praise the Lord"