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FW: The future of the UK

Dougs Jokes — Tue, 09 Dec 2003 23:03:23 GMT

Hey folks, I've found out about a couple of great offers, one for a laptop and the other for a DVD player. First, the laptop is a Dell Inspiron 1100 Intel

FW: Old wise saying

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 11 Jul 2003 17:18:12 GMT

... It's O.K. to kiss a nun....... but don't get in the habit. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright

FW: Best ebay description ever

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 11 Jul 2003 17:18:12 GMT

I couldn't really decide that this was a "bawdy" message, even though it is a bit harsh. ... You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers

FW: Old wise sayings

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:39:38 GMT

... It's O.K. to kiss a nun....... but don't get in the habit. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright

FW: Riddle

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:39:38 GMT

... RIDDLE FOR THE INTELLECTUAL Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own... the answer is at the end for those

FW: English girls

J.C.'s Jokes — Thu, 26 Jun 2003 23:56:32 GMT

... English girls don't suck willy. I guess it must be part of that "keep a stiff upper lip" thing. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and

FW: Life is like....

J.C.'s Jokes — Thu, 26 Jun 2003 23:56:25 GMT

... Life is like a penis: When it's soft, you can't beat it, and when it's hard, you get f*cked! Life is like a dog-sled team: If you ain't the lead dog, the

FW: Sean Connery three times a night

J.C.'s Jokes — Wed, 25 Jun 2003 17:04:28 GMT

... Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Lulu, who was

FW: Nothing Like a Good Bust

J.C.'s Jokes — Tue, 24 Jun 2003 16:16:18 GMT

... A male and female on a plane. "I think everyone's asleep, let's go." (sound of steps) "This one's empty ... no-one's looking ... you go in first." "It's a

FW: With A French Accent

J.C.'s Jokes — Tue, 24 Jun 2003 16:12:40 GMT

... The topless beaches in France would've been so wonderful,... If just a few French girls had some of those large American breasts that I love so dearly. --

FW: Targeted advertising

J.C.'s Jokes — Tue, 24 Jun 2003 16:11:25 GMT

... A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get

FW: That is the Third Raise Requested this Week

J.C.'s Jokes — Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:52:54 GMT

... I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: -I do physical labor. -I work at great depths. -I plunge head first into

FW: Faking it

J.C.'s Jokes — Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:52:52 GMT

... Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake relationships! -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any

FW: Virgin's Mile High Club

J.C.'s Jokes — Wed, 18 Jun 2003 22:58:22 GMT

... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002430339,00.html By PAUL CROSBIE Sep 16, 2002 VIRGIN'S latest airliner is being revamped after randy passengers

FW: Re: The State of The Union

J.C.'s Jokes — Tue, 17 Jun 2003 17:16:01 GMT

... Subject: Re: The State of The Union From: Dammit Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.religion.kibology ... Boy, were you not