http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/ J.C.'s Geeky jokes list Tue, 09 Dec 2003 23:01:54 GMT Dougs Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/514 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/514 Hey folks, I've found out about a couple of great offers, one for a laptop and the other for a DVD player. First, the laptop is a Dell Inspiron 1100 Intel Fri, 11 Jul 2003 17:18:09 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/513 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/513 ... Compiling a Database of Australian Public Toilets Of all the great reasons to own a GPS receiver, this may well be one of the best. An Australian company Fri, 11 Jul 2003 17:18:09 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/512 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/512 ... Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. -Frederick P. Brooks, Jr. [The Mythical Man-Month] -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:39:37 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/511 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/511 ... "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?" "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n." "Press 1 for Thu, 26 Jun 2003 23:56:26 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/510 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/510 ... This all started when a friend asked if we could consider Christianity to be "Judaism++". What would happen if some religions were treated as programming Thu, 26 Jun 2003 23:56:24 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/509 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/509 ... I couple of weeks ago, I ceded the Senior System Administerial Throne to someone else in my company. It was a friendly move, to another group within the Wed, 25 Jun 2003 17:04:27 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/508 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/508 ... Here are some conversations which had actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently Tue, 24 Jun 2003 16:16:19 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/507 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/507 A LITTLE late on this on. :) ... Subject: Re: david bowie? (WEBTV) From: lovecraft@... (Pariahic) Newsgroups: alt.gothic ... It shoots your dog. Tue, 24 Jun 2003 16:11:27 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/506 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/506 ... Exerpt from deja following many a paranoid complaint of the perils of running Kazaa P2P sharing software. Be careful out there on the big bad net... ... Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:52:51 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/505 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/505 ... During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list of other types of Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:52:51 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/504 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/504 ... Here are some more conversations which had actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate Wed, 18 Jun 2003 22:58:22 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/503 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/503 ... KNOW YOUR UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR-- A FIELD GUIDE There are four major species of Unix sysad: 1) The TECHNICAL THUG. Usually a systems programmer who Tue, 17 Jun 2003 17:16:01 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/502 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/502 ... U R BN ATCKD WTH CHM WPNS C U L8R TONE -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece. Tue, 17 Jun 2003 17:16:00 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/501 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/501 ... They often say that truth is stranger than fiction. In this case, I think it is funnier. I am not sure someone could have come up with a better Fri, 13 Jun 2003 16:43:40 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/500 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-geeky/message/500 ... Microsoft has announced a critical Windows security flaw that affects all versions of the OS except for XP. You need to download and install a patch.