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FW: Best ebay description ever

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 11 Jul 2003 17:18:12 GMT

I couldn't really decide that this was a "bawdy" message, even though it is a bit harsh. ... You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers

FW: A note from Princess Leia Organa

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:39:53 GMT

... FROM:PRNCSS. L ORGANA DEAR friend. I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE ROYALFAMILY OF ALDERAN (ALDRN). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS

FW: Re: spammers

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 13 Jun 2003 16:43:41 GMT

... Do you remember long ago, back when the nets were slow. So now we have cable and DSL it's all gone to bloody hell. now well, so it seems that William

Fwd: [0xdeadbeef] Digest Number 131

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 30 May 2003 18:35:55 GMT

... On the Internet, No One Knows You're Hiding a Corpse On the Internet, you can be anybody you want, adopt any persona you desire. Still, sooner or later,

FW: It's all a blur.

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 23 May 2003 17:33:05 GMT

... Taken from The Globe and Mail Friday, Oct. 13, 2000 John Heinzl , Marketing It's all a blur: Bell Canada has rented some very

FW: Origin of the Internet

J.C.'s Jokes — Sat, 17 May 2003 00:33:56 GMT

... An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked up to a stone pulpit and said, "And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.Com did

FW: Re: Procmail to filter spam (fwd)

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 02 May 2003 18:56:46 GMT

... Subject: Re: Procmail to filter spam From: alan Newsgroups: comp.mail.misc, comp.mail.sendmail ... you mean like .ca (Canada),

FW: LCF-optimization [Long, but great!]

J.C.'s Jokes — Tue, 25 Dec 2001 06:55:58 GMT

... Despite my vast (nay, encyclopedic) knowledge and understanding of all aspects of the Internet, one thing puzzles me. That is how I can send a message to a

FW: Definition of Open Source

J.C.'s Jokes — Fri, 30 Nov 2001 21:53:15 GMT

... "Open Source": adj. Software developed by a loose confederation of drunken graduate students under the mistaken belief that their work is actually worth

not dead yet!

J.C.'s Jokes — Tue, 31 Jul 2001 14:19:53 GMT

Just want people to know this list isn't dead yet. Will be getting things going smoothly sometime soon. -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece,

FW: Re: WANTED: Local ISP with shell

J.C.'s Jokes — Mon, 02 Apr 2001 15:03:04 GMT

... [Submitter's note: applications from other states cost about $7000 per year more.] ... Try CSU. They're almost never busy in the summer, they offer good

FW: Re: MAPS joed?!

J.C.'s Jokes — Mon, 02 Apr 2001 14:57:08 GMT

... Subject: Re: MAPS joed?! From: wireguy13@... (WireGuy13) Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email In article

FW: New Microsoftspeak

J.C.'s Jokes — Thu, 29 Mar 2001 19:51:30 GMT

Don't know if the link is still up. (I'm betting M-Soft has taken it down.) ... From: http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/office/2001/virus_alert.asp Q: Will

FW: Re: Adverts

J.C.'s Jokes — Thu, 29 Mar 2001 09:54:58 GMT

... On Sat, 14 Oct 2000 19:20:57 +0100, in rec.gambling.lottery "Mark Anthony" wrote: Well said Geoff. Cyber hobbyists like

FW: Re: Dog Stealing and White Vans

J.C.'s Jokes — Thu, 29 Mar 2001 09:54:58 GMT

Well, it seems that I've been away for entirely too long. I've finally decided to stop grieving over the lost email folders that I told you about a while