http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/ J.C.'s tame jokes list Sun, 21 Dec 2003 07:48:53 GMT Dougs Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/654 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/654 ... What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Tue, 09 Dec 2003 23:03:27 GMT Dougs Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/653 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/653 Hey folks, I've found out about a couple of great offers, one for a laptop and the other for a DVD player. First, the laptop is a Dell Inspiron 1100 Intel Fri, 11 Jul 2003 17:18:09 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/652 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/652 I couldn't really decide that this was a "bawdy" message, even though it is a bit harsh. ... You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers Fri, 11 Jul 2003 17:18:09 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/651 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/651 ... Some folks say that I have a very bad attitude. But actually,... I have an excellent one! It just happens to be negative. -- ... Doug Miller is not the Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:39:39 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/650 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/650 No idea if this is true. ... The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and Fri, 27 Jun 2003 19:39:38 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/649 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/649 ... Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Unfortunately, one out of three psychiatrists are mentally ill. -- ... Doug Miller is not Thu, 26 Jun 2003 23:56:24 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/648 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/648 (Might be a tad offensive to those on the right.) ... George Bush's Resume From Kelly Kramer at Democratic Power: George W. Bush Resume Past work experience: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 23:56:24 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/647 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/647 ... So we got this little party going on last night and in walks this guy with jumper cables on his shoulder. I jump into action, walk up to him and politely Wed, 25 Jun 2003 17:04:29 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/646 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/646 ... The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan Tue, 24 Jun 2003 16:16:20 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/645 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/645 ... The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked to have her husband paged. "Sorry, Madam," came the reply, "The house does not make Tue, 24 Jun 2003 16:11:28 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/644 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/644 ... 9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?" 8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?" 7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?" 6. "Is it safe for my Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:52:52 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/643 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/643 ... The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I Mon, 23 Jun 2003 16:52:52 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/642 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/642 ... While attending a marriage seminar on communication, the husband and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives Wed, 18 Jun 2003 22:58:23 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/641 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/641 ... The latest proposal to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the Mountains of Afghanistan is to send in the ASF (Alabama Special Forces) Billy Bob, Bubba, Tue, 17 Jun 2003 17:16:01 GMT J.C.'s Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/640 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jokes-tame/message/640 ... U R BN ATCKD WTH CHM WPNS C U L8R TONE -- ... Doug Miller is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece.