http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/ These are jokes with no bad words or adult material. This list goes out a few times a week. Eric Krieg will likely be the Sun, 10 May 2009 01:14:06 GMT eric krieg http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/246 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/246 The Economy is so bad . . . . . . . ... do ... kids are starving in the US ?" Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:39:47 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/245 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/245 YOU HAVE TO BE JEWISH TO UNDERSTAND Moshe, the owner of a small Kosher New York deli, was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had Sat, 11 Feb 2006 20:00:30 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/244 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/244 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell Wed, 01 Feb 2006 18:16:35 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/243 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/243 Subject: New Forms New Living Will form: I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial Fri, 27 Jan 2006 17:21:41 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/242 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/242 Subject: You know your're a redneck... Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 04:50:58 +0000 Sun, 15 Jan 2006 23:16:21 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/241 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/241 Subject: FW: Tool definitions DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:58:15 GMT Eric Krieg http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/240 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/240 ... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here And help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Mon, 24 Oct 2005 01:58:36 GMT Eric Krieg http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/239 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/239 Little Johnny! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" Wed, 27 Jul 2005 22:13:35 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/238 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/238 Subject: Absolutely Hilarious: "Signs You're A Drunk" and other Funnies! Subject: Jokes -- Middle of Road Signs Your A Drunk 1. You lose arguments with Tue, 07 Jun 2005 02:11:22 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/237 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/237 top-shelf politically incorrect humor; thank god for Ernie's House of Whoopass.... ... Keep honking. ... __________________________________ Discover Yahoo! Get Fri, 29 Apr 2005 02:45:25 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/236 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/236 Subject: Fw: You have to live somewhere Fri, 24 Dec 2004 23:51:18 GMT erickrieg@... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/235 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/235 Tue, 12 Oct 2004 01:43:55 GMT eric http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/234 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/234 ... 1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Sun, 07 Mar 2004 04:11:01 GMT eric http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/233 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/233 ... This is pretty funny.... ...and if you re from Brooklyn, New Jursey, or Long Eyeland, you ll really appreciate this! Eye-Talian Why do Italians hate Tue, 13 Jan 2004 17:23:17 GMT mothersue35 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/232 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nice_jokes/message/232 It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a