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Flu Square Dance

Stan Kegel — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:16:05 GMT

From: "Dan Heinrichs" Flu Square Dance Choose your partners, one and all, Aspirin, Advil, or Tylenol! Now fling those covers with all

Weakly Humerus News 11-07-09

Stan Kegel — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:44:42 GMT

WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-07-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK On Sunday the Fox News Channel reported that an American won the New York

Puns of the Day 11-06-09

Stan Kegel — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:41:31 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-06-09 Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home to tell me he would be late - again. He went on to

Jest For Kids 11-06-09

Stan Kegel — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:38:33 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-06-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why was the cannibal policeman arrested? He was caught grilling his suspects. What

Puns of the Day 11-05-09

Stan Kegel — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:34:01 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-05-09 After I broke my ankle in a fall in our garage, I had to wear a cast from the knee down. Normally my husband and I are cozy sleepers,

Jest For Kids 11-05-09

Stan Kegel — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:33:19 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-05-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES How much do pirates pay to have their ears pierced? A buck-an-ear! What is the

Puns of the Day 11-04-09

Stan Kegel — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:40:32 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-04-09 The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After

Jest For Kids 11-04-09

Stan Kegel — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:37:36 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-04-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Which reptile has the most beautiful singing voice? The choral snake. How do you hunt

Jest For Kids 11-03-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:38:30 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-03-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the doctor say to the witch after her operation? With any luck you'll soon be

Puns of the Day 11-03-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:38:25 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-03-09 Without fangs you'll hear vampires complain "Hey this sucks!" but I'd like to explain If they can't make you bleed They will never

Diet Rules For Cheaters

Stan Kegel — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:53:10 GMT

Diet Rules for Cheaters 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in

Puns of the Day 11-02-09

Stan Kegel — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:32:01 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-02-09 The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's on another line." "This is Mr.

Jest For Kids 11-02-09

Stan Kegel — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:30:57 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-02-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was some money in the kitty. Why

"A Gem of a Romance" & "The Bag Lady"

Stan Kegel — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:29:54 GMT

A Gem of a Romance Once upon a slime, a girl ghoul fell in love with a mummy. Alas, the girl ghoul did not know much about the proper care of mummies, and in a

Baseball Is a Simple Game

Stan Kegel — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:07:12 GMT

Baseball Is a Simple Game Baseball is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that's in sends players out, one at a time, to see if they can