http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/ Puns of the Day Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:46:02 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8025 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8025 PUNS OF THE DAY 06-17-13 When the calendar nears end of June, I must tend to my plum tree real soon. There is no way to beat Torrid summertime heat. If plums Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:26:05 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8024 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8024 JEST FOR KIDS 06-17-13 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Where did the chicken go on her vacation? Sandy Eggo Why do thermometers go to school? Sun, 16 Jun 2013 07:03:15 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8023 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8023 ODDS & ENDS 06-16-13 THE TRANSPLANT Ralph was an alcoholic. He had lost his job and his family because of his excessive drinking, and now had completed his Sat, 15 Jun 2013 07:44:34 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8022 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8022 IT'S ALL IN THE BOOK 06-15-13 =-=-=-=-= MAKING A POINT William B. was the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous. One day, he and his girlfriend Kay were exploring Fri, 14 Jun 2013 07:28:27 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8021 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8021 PUNS OF THE DAY 06-14-13 If you find that your bowels don't flow, Here's a remedy that you should know. Hurry to a caf? And just do as I say: Order prunes; Fri, 14 Jun 2013 07:02:42 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8020 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8020 JEST FOR KIDS 06-14-13 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES When do candles relax? On wickends How do you cut a wave? With a sea saw Where do Thu, 13 Jun 2013 07:16:28 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8019 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8019 PUNS OF THE DAY 06-13-13 His dad?s sports car, bright red, was beckoning. The teen?s friend did agree, was seconding Risky motion to go For a drive, so you Thu, 13 Jun 2013 07:00:41 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8018 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8018 JEST FOR KIDS 06-13-13 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What kind of paper is best for making kites? Flypaper What do you call a woman setting Wed, 12 Jun 2013 08:46:33 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8017 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8017 PUNS OF THE DAY 06-12-13 Ornithologist friend of mine, Beth, Found some crows that had breathed their last breath. She will run lots of tests On the birds and Wed, 12 Jun 2013 08:25:34 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8016 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8016 JEST FOR KIDS 06-12-13 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why do thermometers go to school? To earn their degrees What did the candle say to the Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:09:56 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8015 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8015 PUNS OF THE DAY 06-11-13 Their papers I'll sign and I'll seal Geologists samples reveal At the end of my shaft there Is what they were after This really was Tue, 11 Jun 2013 07:42:34 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8014 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8014 JEST FOR KIDS 06-11-13 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do fairies surf on? Microwaves What do whales like to put on their toast? Mon, 10 Jun 2013 07:16:34 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8013 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8013 PUNS OF THE DAY 06-10-13 Math Majors work out Constipation problems with Number two pencils (Cramden R. Souls aka Jon Gearhart)) The backwards hillbilly girl Mon, 10 Jun 2013 07:13:55 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8012 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8012 JEST FOR KIDS 06-10-13 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the light bulb fail its tests? Because it wasn't too bright! Which burns Sun, 09 Jun 2013 10:25:56 GMT Stan Kegel http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8011 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns-of-the-day/message/8011 Clone of My Own (To the tune of "Home on the Range") Oh, give me a clone, With the genes like my own, But convert my Y to an X. And since she's like me, It's a