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The 12 Days Of Thanksgiving

Stan Kegel — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:44:30 GMT

rom: Bill Stebbins The 12 Days Of Thanksgiving On the First Day of Thanksgiving... We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot

Puns of the Day 11-23-09

Stan Kegel — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:38:28 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-23-09 I've always believed that "strike while the iron is hot" was a great maxim to live by, but maybe I should've waited until my wife was

Jest For Kids 11-23-09

Stan Kegel — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:36:14 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-23-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old THANKSGIVING HUMOR Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks

The Night Before Thanksgiving

Stan Kegel — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:48:18 GMT

Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the kitchen; I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'. I've been here for hours, I can't stop to

An Ozark Dictionary

Stan Kegel — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:02:36 GMT

The Ozark manner of speech dates back to more relaxed times when people just said what they had to and didn't worry about "proper grammar" or "proper

A Sonnet

Stan Kegel — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:44:42 GMT

A Sonnet The king must send a messenger to tell his love that he would marry her. Between the kingdoms there?s a valley. All know well the Jolly Yellow Giant

Weakly Humerus News 11-21-09

Stan Kegel — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:33:07 GMT

WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 11-21-09 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Bill Clinton says that when it comes to Health Care Reform, there is "No perfect

Puns of the Day 11-19-09

Stan Kegel — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:42:42 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-20-09 On the day of his wedding, the male Should not peek at his bride, says the tale So try as he might To keep her in sight It all really

Jest For Kids 11-20-09

Stan Kegel — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:40:46 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-20-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old THANKSGIVING HUMOR What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving

Stan Kegel — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:13:37 GMT

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist and warm. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4.

Turkey Talk

Stan Kegel — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:12:29 GMT

Turkey Talk What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble?" Not always! What does a jewelry-lovin' turkey say? "Bauble bauble bauble" What does a space

Puns of the Day 11-19-09

Stan Kegel — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:07:10 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-19-09 Long-haired sea captains always know what's A bare minimum crew. They'll go nuts At reductions of crew. And you probably knew That the

Jest For Kids 11-19-09

Stan Kegel — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:00:15 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-19-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old THANKSGIVING HUMOR Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language

A Thanksgiving Accident

Stan Kegel — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:09:36 GMT

A Thanksgiving Accident The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air; It knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It

Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

Stan Kegel — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:39:58 GMT

Knock Knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren't you? Knock Knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up! I'm starved! Knock Knock.