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Foxworthy on Canada

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:15:58 GMT

f your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada. If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't

The Escort

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:35:43 GMT

From: Impish Dragon The Escort Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll

Math

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:14:30 GMT

From: Lorraine A Bellis Mrs. Johnson, the Christian school math teacher, was having children do problems on the blackboard. She was

Dear Grandson

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:03:47 GMT

From: Lorraine A Bellis Dear Grandson: I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life

Re: Have You Heard About These Cats?

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:37:45 GMT

From: Richard Lederer Have You Heard About These Cats? Have you heard about the tailor who let his cat out, the firefighter who put

A Drive In The Country

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:37:37 GMT

A Drivw In The Country This man, his wife and their Border Collie, Maisy were out for a drive in the country one afternoon in their new convertible, with the

The Horse Race

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:33:45 GMT

"The Horse Race" Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 6. Clean Sheets 2. Bare Belly 7. Thighs 3. Silk Panties 8. Big

A Murder Mystery

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:30:45 GMT

From: "Bob Dvorak" A Murder Mystery It was being billed as the crime of the century. The mayor, working by himself late at night at City

Adult Puns 11-10-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:09:43 GMT

ADULT PUNS 11-10-09 There once was a woman, Monique, Who proclaimed an efficient technique: "One fuck daily's just right." She did seven one night, And then

Puns of the Day 11-10-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:08:10 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 11-10-09 When the gods sought wine To grace Olympian feasts They first shook divine. (John S. Crosbie) These days we clean chimneys with a big

Jest For Kids 11-10-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:05:19 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 11-10-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you get if you cross a car and a pig? A road hog What do you get when you

Have You Heard About These Dogs?

Stan Kegel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:03:37 GMT

Have You Heard About These Dogs? Have you heard about the dogs named Timex and Rolex? They were watchdogs. Have you heard about the watchdogs who kept running

Fire Wood

Stan Kegel — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:56 GMT

From: Ha Ha Funnies Fire Wood There was a nun named Sister Mary who, though she tried and tried, could never please the Mother

The Game Show

Stan Kegel — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:14:46 GMT

From: Teddi Pomaika'i Stransky The Game Show The television game show was being recorded. The contestant was in the hot seat for the

English or German?

Stan Kegel — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:10:02 GMT

From: Marcy Goldstone English or German? The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the