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Adult Puns 07-09-09

Stan Kegel — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:26:21 GMT

ADULT PUNS 07-09-09 The most important question you can ask if you want to have safe sex is, "What time will your husband get home?" Bill staggered into the

Puns of the Day 07-09-09

Stan Kegel — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:22:51 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 07-09-09 PUNS What do you call a religions that attempt to control your speech but not your behavior? Oral Sects (Stan Kegel) A woman walks in

Jest For Kids 07-09-09

Stan Kegel — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:22:13 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 07-09-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates. What should the

How Yuma, Arizona Got Its Name

gillk2125 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:22:51 GMT

How Yuma Arizona Got Its Name In 1912, Arizona was about to be admitted to the Union and officially become a state. A small community in the Arizona Territory

The Melon Patch

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:08:04 GMT

The Melon Patch So the farmer was having trouble in his canteloupe patch. First it was bugs but he finally got them under control with a spray made from red

Koi

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:02:32 GMT

An aquaculturist whose backyard faced a lake set up a koi pond in his yard so he could raise the golden fish and breed them. But the clever koi, somehow

Adult Puns 07-08-09

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:11:28 GMT

ADULT PUNS 07-08-09 The bravest man in the world is the man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the

Puns of the Day 07-08-09

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:10:25 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 07-08-09 PUNS When the female impersonator prepared for the show, it was quite a drag. Sarah felt bored and unsatisfied, even though her job as

Jest For Kids 07-08-09

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:09:31 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 07-08-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old At 34 minutes and 56 seconds after twelve o?clock this morning the time and date was:

The Phone Number

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:04:44 GMT

So I am sitting here tonight doing catch up. Hours of phone calls and stuff .... then the phone rings and it is some guy with a pest control place. "You have

A T & T

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:57:24 GMT

One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a

The Tale of Freddie Law

Stan Kegel — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:25:30 GMT

From X-Cigars The Tale Of Freddie Law This is the tale of Freddy Law whose sexual equipment got jammed in the door. By the time

Adult Puns 07-07-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:11:22 GMT

ADULT PUNS 07-07-09 Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant? She blew it both times! As men age we start seeing more of the medical

Puns of the Day 07-07-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:09:54 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 07-07-09 PUNS What is the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics.

Jest For Kids 07-07-09

Stan Kegel — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:09:43 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 07-07-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why can't a seagull land in the bay? Because then he'd be a bagel! Why are movie stars