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    <description> Gaggles of Groaners Profusion of Puns</description>

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      <title>The Bar Puns</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:05:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15226</link>
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      <description>The Bar Puns This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman. She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her,</description>
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      <title>The Cowboy &amp; The Genie</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:39:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15225</link>
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      <description>From: Kay C. VanNatta Via: Bill Eagle &lt;eaglew@...&gt; The Cowboy &amp; The Genie A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains</description>
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      <title>Chinese Food</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:06:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15224</link>
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      <description>From: Burt Juda &lt;jokester@...&gt; Chinese Food A rabbi was walking down the street, when he noticed one of his congregants, on the other side of the street,</description>
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      <title>The Recruits</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:40:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15223</link>
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      <description>From: Sydes &lt;jokehacker@...&gt; The Recruits The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis</description>
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      <title>Child Support</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:30:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15222</link>
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      <description>From: Paul The Jokeman &lt;butter9ball@...&gt; Child Support When someone applies for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is</description>
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      <title>The Captive</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:08:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15221</link>
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      <description>The Captive In 2916, after a captivity of twenty-two years, Ferdinand Feghoot escaped from the planet Aah-ook. As soon as he landed on Earth, hundreds of</description>
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      <title>Adult Puns 01-06-10</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:58:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15220</link>
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      <description>ADULT PUNS 01-06-10 &quot;There&#39;s a new cafe in New York City where guys go in and they can scan profiles of women who are already in the place, and if they find a</description>
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      <title>Puns of the Day 01-06-10</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:55:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15219</link>
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      <description>PUNS OF THE DAY 01-06-10 How was the underwear bomber recruited by Al Qaeda? The made him an offer he couldn&#39;t re-fuse What did the underwear bomber use to</description>
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      <title>Jest For Kids 01-06-10</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:51:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15218</link>
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      <description>JEST FOR KIDS 01-06-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What did the necktie say to the hat? &quot;You go on ahead. I&#39;ll hang around for a while.&quot; </description>
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      <title>The Four Brothers</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:35:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15217</link>
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      <description>From: J-J &lt;mrjowojo@...&gt; The Four Brothers The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and Developed the first automobile</description>
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      <title>Pulp Christmas</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:01:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15216</link>
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      <description>From: &quot;Lex, Joseph&quot; &lt;Joseph.Lex@...&gt; Via: Med Jokes &lt;med-jokes@...&gt; The Top Differences in Famous Directors&#39; Versions of Christmas</description>
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      <title>Adult Puns 01-05-10</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:16:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15215</link>
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      <description>ADULT PUNS 01-05-10 A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One Friday she told</description>
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      <title>Puns of the Day 01-05-10</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:15:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15214</link>
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      <description>PUNS OF THE DAY 01-05-10 If I were to become disillusioned and leave my job working the guillotine during the French Revolution, I doubt I&#39;d have the guts to</description>
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      <title>Jest For Kids 01-04-10</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:15:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15213</link>
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      <description>JEST FOR KIDS 01-05-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Why did the mother send her son to the finest bakery? She wanted him to be well bread.</description>
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      <title>A Frog in Your Throat</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:14:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Stan Kegel</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puns/message/15212</link>
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      <description>A Frog in Your Throat In the wonderful Land of Oz, Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion made their way from one exhilarating and</description>
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