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The Smuggler

Stan Kegel — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:49:15 GMT

The Smuggler Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

St. Andrews Club (Adult Language)

Stan Kegel — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:40:19 GMT

St. Andrews Club A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland, decided that he would like to enjoy life a little, so he went to the exclusive

Three Wishes (Adult Language)

Stan Kegel — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:25:52 GMT

Three Wishes Picture if you will, a mountain high on top of the world with a sharp cliff that provides an excellent jump to your death. There are three men

Toasters

Stan Kegel — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:20:00 GMT

TOASTERS "HumorPower" a few years ago announced a humor writing contest for its subscribers. The challenge was to write funny lines on the theme: *If _____

Adult Puns 02-09-10

Stan Kegel — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:44:18 GMT

ADULT PUNS 02-09-10 A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up in turn speak their name and admit to

Puns of the Day 02-09-10

Stan Kegel — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:43:53 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 02-09-10 In his will, man gave son a fair cut. Had a big falling out, so to shut His son out of the will And to leave him with nil, Wealthy man

Jest For Kids 02-08-10

Stan Kegel — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:43:16 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 02-09-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? t was a case of guppy love.

Adult Puns 02-08-10

Stan Kegel — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:11:38 GMT

ADULT PUNS 02-08-10 A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon. 'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks. 'Shhh!'

Puns of the Day 02-08-10

Stan Kegel — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:10:47 GMT

PUNS OF THE DAY 02-08-10 Miguel Rodriquez long suffered from insomnia. It was a rare night that he slept more than an hour. He had consulted numerous

Jest For Kids 02-08-10

Stan Kegel — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:09:48 GMT

JEST FOR KIDS 02-08-10 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that says, "I

A Swift Seduction (Very Adult)

Stan Kegel — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:22:58 GMT

A Swift Seduction By Richard Lederer The scenario begins in a bar: "May I buy you a drink?" said Tom wryly. "I guess so," she whined. "We could both get stoned

Similarities

Stan Kegel — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:28:27 GMT

From: "Harry Farkas" Similarites The baker and the actor both get paid by the roll. The butcher and karate teacher both get paid by the

Lost In The Desert (WARNING: Shaggy Dog Story)

Stan Kegel — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:29:27 GMT

Lost In The Desert So, there?s a man crawling through the desert. He?d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun

Guaranrees

Stan Kegel — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:30:45 GMT

From: Topolski, Leonard P. Guarantees Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack. "Doctor," she pleaded with her

Going Nuts

Stan Kegel — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:27:25 GMT

Going Nuts Ol' Jedediah was out hunting for rabbits and squirrels. As he rounded a stand of trees, high up on one large limb sat the largest squirrel he'd ever