http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/ For anyone to put any joke about any science. Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:11:46 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/666 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/666 *0_________________________________________________________________________ From: Elise Matthesen Here's a Moh's scale of hardness mnemonic I made up that Tue, 25 Dec 2012 10:32:44 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/665 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/665 It is Christmas today, so this will be the last one. Merry Christmas everybody. A College Version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Mon, 24 Dec 2012 12:18:13 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/664 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/664 THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE (or A Visit From Citrate) Twas the night before defence, when all through the lab Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb; Sun, 23 Dec 2012 13:52:14 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/663 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/663 Three wise chemists walk into a bethlehem stable. Seeing the son of god lying in his manger, they tell Mary they have brought three gifts. They drop to their Sat, 22 Dec 2012 08:12:55 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/662 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/662 Igneous Rock (tune: Jingle Bell Rock) Igneous, Igneous, Igneous Rock Volcanic magma waiting to pop Bubbling and brewing up bushels of fun Now eruption time has Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:00:01 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/661 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/661 Rock and Roll Chemistry (tune: Rock and Roll Christmas) Chemistry! Chemistry! Chemistry! Light the Bunsen, safety flame You?re gonna be so glad you came Grab Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:16:59 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/660 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/660 CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS CAROLS 1. The Chemistry Teacher's Coming To Town 2. I'm Dreaming Of A White Precipitate 3. Silent Labs 4. Deck The Labs 5. The Twelve Days Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:16:49 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/659 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/659 Santa at College Consider the following: You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants". Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. Santa doesn't Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:09:11 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/658 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/658 From: Jane Houston Jones The week before Solstice Twas the week before Solstice, when all through the city, Not a planet was shining, now isn't that a pity. Sat, 15 Dec 2012 11:20:52 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/657 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/657 A Cautionary tale From the 'Atom Train' brochure, England, ca.1948: This is the tale of Frederick Worms, Whose parents weren't on speaking terms. So, when Fred Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:14:29 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/656 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/656 CHEMISTRY CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas, The lab was quite still; Not a Bunsen was burning (Nor had they the will). The test tubes were placed In Wed, 12 Dec 2012 18:21:27 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/655 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/655 Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve? A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer. -- Joachim Verhagen http://jcdverha.xs4all.nl Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:08:47 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/654 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/654 And of course lots of people want to prove that the previous post has mistakes. Here are 11 rebuttals: Is there a Santa Claus REBUTTALS: REBUTTAL 1 From: Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:52:55 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/653 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/653 And now for probably the most discussed Christmas science joke. IS THERE A SANTA CLAUS? (Spy Magazine, January 1990) 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. Sat, 08 Dec 2012 14:34:01 GMT Joachim Verhagen http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/652 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/652 One vote from Mike James for and nobody against. Here we go. (fromnews:bionet.microbiology --by someone signing as Yersinia) (1) A Mad Scientist Christmas