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    <description>For anyone to put any joke about any science.</description>

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      <title>Tom said</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:05:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/594</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.63.2  Time-stamp: &quot;June 7, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C chemistry</description>
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      <title>Heisenberg &amp; physics professors</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:51:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/593</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.63.1  Time-stamp: &quot;June 1, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C chemistry</description>
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      <title>How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:59:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/592</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.6  Time-stamp: &quot;April 4, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C</description>
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      <title>pi day</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:23:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/591</link>
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      <description>It is March, the 14th,  pi day. You can find all about it on http://www.exploratorium.edu/pi/index.html Now,  I could remail the same jokes I did last year,</description>
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      <title>Philosophy Final Exam, Descartes</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:19:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/590</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.5 Time-stamp: &quot;March 8, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C chemistry</description>
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      <title>Achtung!,  Murphy&#39;s law</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:26:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/589</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.4  Time-stamp: &quot;February 21, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C</description>
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      <title>periodic system mnemonic</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:59:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/588</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.3 Time-stamp: &quot;February 19, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C</description>
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      <title>Some silliness to celebrate the start of the Darwin year</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:51:49 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/587</link>
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      <description>Some silliness to celebrate the start of the Darwin year: Why did the chicken cross the road? Darwin: A1: It was the logical next step after coming down from</description>
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      <title>Math/Physics Valentines</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:20:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/586</link>
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      <description>I saw some Valentine&#39;s day advertising and thought that I would be  a few days early this year with some Valentine stuff.  Just  as a variation on my being a</description>
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      <title>tryptophan synthenase</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 13:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/585</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.2  Time-stamp: &quot;February 7, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C</description>
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      <title>Planet mnemonics</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 11:29:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/584</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62.1 Time-stamp: &quot;February 1, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C</description>
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      <title>mnemonics</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:29:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/583</link>
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      <description>NEW OR CHANGED IN THE SCIENCE JOKES COLLECTION THIS WEEK Version 7.62  Time-stamp: &quot;January 25, 2009&quot; Codes for subjects: M mathematics ; P physics ; C</description>
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      <title>Christmas: The week before Solstice</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 10:30:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/582</link>
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      <description>And here is the last one. Merry Christmas. Joachim. From: Jane Houston Jones The week before Solstice Twas the week before Solstice, when all through the city,</description>
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      <title>Christmas: The twelve days of research</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:58:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/581</link>
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      <description>The Twelve Days of Research (To be sung to the tune of &quot;The Twelve days of Christmas&quot;) On the first day of research, My Prof he said to me, Make us a cup of</description>
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      <title>Christmas:  The night before defence</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <dc:creator>Joachim Verhagen</dc:creator>
      <link>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sciencejokes/message/580</link>
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      <description>THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE (or A Visit From Citrate) Twas the night before defence, when all through the lab Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb; </description>
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